pipisms

Pippa

: Mommy, can I have a piggy back ride?

Emily:

Sure. *

struggles to carry child for more than 10 steps*

Wow, you're really growing so big!

Pippa:

The food is working!

My sister Molly sits down with a bowl of cereal.

Pippa:

Can I have a bite of cereal?

Molly:

Sure. But first, what's the magic word?

Pippa:

Abracadabra?

Pippa searches for her doll. 

Pippa:

Where's Baby Princess Kitty Cat?

Emily:

I think she's in your room.

Pippa:

What? That's impossible!

Pippa walks in on me getting ready for a night out

.

Pippa:

Mommy! Look at you! You look so

fancy

!

Pippa and I snuggle in bed. Pippa leans over, feels my forehead looking concerned.

Pippa:

Wow. You're

really

 sweaty.

Emily:

So, what do you want to play next?

Pippa:

Let's play blocks!

Emily:

Meh. I don't know if I feel like doing that.

Pippa:

Mommy you have to. It's family time.

Pippa stares intently at female Target worker with short hair.

In my head:

Please don't say it. Please don't say it. Please d-

Pippa, loudly:

Mommy is that a boy or a girl? I think that's a boy worker.

Pippa:

I think I'm feeling a little sickies.

Emily:

You are? Are you ok?

Pippa:

I just need a little something to make me feel better. Maybe I can have a little bit of a t.v. show?